කාන්තාවන්ට සහ පිරිමින්ට තියෙන අවශ්‍යතා වෙනස

කාන්තාවක් සහ පිරිමියෙක් තමන්ගෙ සහකරු හෝ, සහකාරියගේ වටින්නම ගුණාංගය විදියට දකින්නෙ මොනවද කියල එංගලන්තයෙ කරපු සමීක්ෂණයකින් හෙලි වෙච්ච කාරණා තමයි මේ තියෙන්නෙ.

පිරිමි කෙනෙක් කාන්තාවකගෙ දකින වටිනාම ගුණාංග

ගෙදරදොරේ, තමන්ගෙ පවුලේ කටයුතු ගැන හොඳින් හොයා බැලීම 44%

අහාර පිසීම 39%

පිරිසිදු කම 33%

හොඳ මවක් වීම 31%

පිරිමියා කියන දේට සවන් දීම 31%

කාන්තාවක් පිරිමියාගෙන් බලාපොරොත්තු වෙන ගුණාංග

කාන්තාව කියන දේට සවන් දීම 41%

ආර්ථික ස්ථාවරත්වය 38%

හොඳ පියෙක් වීම 27%

ගෙදර දොරේ කටයුතු ගැන හොයා බැලීම 25%

පවුලට ප්‍රමුඛත්වය ලබා දීම 22%

මට නම් තේරෙන්න, අපි 21 වන සියවසේ හිටියත්, තාම බලාපොරොත්තු වෙන්නෙ, සාම්ප්‍රදායික, බිරිඳක් හෝ සැමියක් කියලා

කසාද බැඳලා අවුරුදු 25ක්ම ගෙවිල ගියා

ඊ ලියුමක තිබ්බ කතන්දරයක් තමා මේක,

අලුත බැඳපු මනමාල මහත්තයා, තමන්ගෙ බිරිඳෑගෙ ටෙලිෆෝන් අංකය save ගත්තලු "My Life" කියලා

කසාද බැඳලා, අවුරුද්දකට පස්සේ, පොර ඒක වෙනස් කලාලු "My Wife" කියලා

කසාද බැඳලා, අවුරුදු 5 කට පස්සේ, නම තියෙන්නේ "Home" කියලා

කසාද බැඳලා, අවුරුදු 10 කට පස්සේ, නම තියෙන්නේ Hitlerකියලා

රිදී ජුබිලිය, ඒ කියන්නෙ අවුරුදු 25ක් වෙනකොට, නම තියෙන්නේ,"Wrong Number" කියලාලු

කසාද බැඳපු උදවිය එහෙම කියවල බලලා කමෙන්ට් එකක් දාල යන්න බලන්න

Couples and Married Life..!

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Engineer Boyfriends are the best:

1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.


2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy ( e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'.
Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.


3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.
Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

Conclusion: Engineerz rule !

To make a woman happy.....

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master

7. A chef
8. An e le ctrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A hea le r
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very c le an
24. Sympathetic
25. Ath le tic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. To le rant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable le
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable le
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect litt le yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes


&
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone

The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE HUSBAND STORE. WATCH YOUR STEP AS YOU EXIT THE BUILDING, AND HAVE A NICE DAY!

Women

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"

Our Love

Every time we touchIt's like the very first time

Every kiss you give meGets better like fine wine
<
Whenever I think my heart

could not possibly hold anymore love It just grows bigger and stronger

then glides through the air like a dove
<
When you hold me in your arms

It's roses, champagne and fireworks

right there

Your eyes draw me in

with a lover's stare
<
I can follow that stare right into your soul

and find the place that is mine

Heart to heart, soul to soul

Two spirits entwine
<
I don't need to wait for one special day

to tell you how I feel

Everyday is special

because our love is real
<
No, it's not just one day

Not only two or three

Valentine's DayIs Everyday

When It Comes To You And Me

TO A NICE PERSON IN MY LIFE

Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make Others Feel
Somebody out here is Smiling
About Love that is so Real

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Many Times, When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad

For the Time You Spend Sending Things
And Sharing whatever You Find
There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine
Did Anyone Ever Tell You

Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest " Online " Friend
Today I am Telling You
I HOPE I GET THIS BACK
I believe that without a
friend you are missing out on a lot!!!

Don't be confused by friends and
acquaintances, there is a difference!
Because I care about you, It's
national care week . . . and you get to
send messages to all your friends telling
them that you care about them and
make them feel good about themselves and if
they write back .. . (just once) then that
means that they care about you too.
BUT, you have to send it right now!!

Her Diary Vs. His Diary

"HER DIARY"
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do. I'm al most sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

" HIS DIARY"

Today Sri Lanka lost the cricket match again. DAMM IT..............

To all the guys who read this….. read fully and understand…………..

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name
One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her;
and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;
One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise
One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;
One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her;
One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house
your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly -
your understanding, or love, if you may call it.
But not many guys understand this......
appreciate "HER"

මරු කතා ටිකක්

ඔබ කෙනෙක්ට ආදරය කරයි.

වෙනත් කෙනෙක් සමග විවාහ වෙයි.

විවාහ වූ කෙනා කලත්‍රයා, නැත්නම් සහකරු හො සහකාරිය වේවි.

ඔබ ආදරය කරපු කෙනා e-mail එකේ පාස්වර්ඩ් එක වේවි.

මේ ලොකෙ සර්වසම්පූර්ණ දරුවො ඉන්නෙ එකම එක්කෙනයි ලු.

හැම අම්ම කෙනෙක්ටම ඉන්නෙ ඒ එකම දරුව තමයිලු.

මේ ඒ වගෙ තවත් එකක්,,

මේ ලෝකෙ සර්ව සම්පූර්ණ බිරින්දෑ ල ඉන්නෙත් එකම එක්කෙනයිලු.

ඒ තමයි අල්ලපු ගෙදර එක්කෙනා ගෙ බිරිඳ

මේකත් මම ඒ වගෙ අහපු කතාවක්.පිරිමියෙක් ගෙ සිහින තුනක් ගැන.

එයාගෙ අම්ම එයා ගැන හිතන තරම්ම කඩවසම් වෙන එක.

තමන්ගෙ දුව හරි පුතා හරි හිතන තරම්ම පොහොසත් වෙන එක.

අන්තිම එක තම හොඳම එක.

තමන්ගෙ බිරිඳ සැක කරන තරම් ම කාන්තවන් ලැබෙන්න කියල