Engineer Boyfriends are the best:

1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.


2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy ( e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'.
Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.


3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.
Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

Conclusion: Engineerz rule !

To make a woman happy.....

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master

7. A chef
8. An e le ctrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A hea le r
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very c le an
24. Sympathetic
25. Ath le tic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. To le rant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable le
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable le
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect litt le yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes


&
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone

BEST SMS OF THE YEAR:

How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.

Second Best:
Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

Third Best SMS:
Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

1. You can stare at any Girl......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring .
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining,"right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop\place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills...... > > > > >

So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!

Our Love

Every time we touchIt's like the very first time

Every kiss you give meGets better like fine wine
<
Whenever I think my heart

could not possibly hold anymore love It just grows bigger and stronger

then glides through the air like a dove
<
When you hold me in your arms

It's roses, champagne and fireworks

right there

Your eyes draw me in

with a lover's stare
<
I can follow that stare right into your soul

and find the place that is mine

Heart to heart, soul to soul

Two spirits entwine
<
I don't need to wait for one special day

to tell you how I feel

Everyday is special

because our love is real
<
No, it's not just one day

Not only two or three

Valentine's DayIs Everyday

When It Comes To You And Me

TO A NICE PERSON IN MY LIFE

Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make Others Feel
Somebody out here is Smiling
About Love that is so Real

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Many Times, When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad

For the Time You Spend Sending Things
And Sharing whatever You Find
There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine
Did Anyone Ever Tell You

Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest " Online " Friend
Today I am Telling You
I HOPE I GET THIS BACK
I believe that without a
friend you are missing out on a lot!!!

Don't be confused by friends and
acquaintances, there is a difference!
Because I care about you, It's
national care week . . . and you get to
send messages to all your friends telling
them that you care about them and
make them feel good about themselves and if
they write back .. . (just once) then that
means that they care about you too.
BUT, you have to send it right now!!

Her Diary Vs. His Diary

"HER DIARY"
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do. I'm al most sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

" HIS DIARY"

Today Sri Lanka lost the cricket match again. DAMM IT..............

මරු කතා ටිකක්

ඔබ කෙනෙක්ට ආදරය කරයි.

වෙනත් කෙනෙක් සමග විවාහ වෙයි.

විවාහ වූ කෙනා කලත්‍රයා, නැත්නම් සහකරු හො සහකාරිය වේවි.

ඔබ ආදරය කරපු කෙනා e-mail එකේ පාස්වර්ඩ් එක වේවි.

මේ ලොකෙ සර්වසම්පූර්ණ දරුවො ඉන්නෙ එකම එක්කෙනයි ලු.

හැම අම්ම කෙනෙක්ටම ඉන්නෙ ඒ එකම දරුව තමයිලු.

මේ ඒ වගෙ තවත් එකක්,,

මේ ලෝකෙ සර්ව සම්පූර්ණ බිරින්දෑ ල ඉන්නෙත් එකම එක්කෙනයිලු.

ඒ තමයි අල්ලපු ගෙදර එක්කෙනා ගෙ බිරිඳ

මේකත් මම ඒ වගෙ අහපු කතාවක්.පිරිමියෙක් ගෙ සිහින තුනක් ගැන.

එයාගෙ අම්ම එයා ගැන හිතන තරම්ම කඩවසම් වෙන එක.

තමන්ගෙ දුව හරි පුතා හරි හිතන තරම්ම පොහොසත් වෙන එක.

අන්තිම එක තම හොඳම එක.

තමන්ගෙ බිරිඳ සැක කරන තරම් ම කාන්තවන් ලැබෙන්න කියල

POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE

This is amazing, he died of pancreatic cancer in 2008, but wrote a book ‘The last lecture” before then, one of the bestsellers in 2007.

What a legacy to leave behind…

In a letter to his wife Jai and his children, Dylan, Logan, and Chloe, he wrote this beautiful "Guide to a Better Life" for his wife and children to follow.

Personality:

1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

2. Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment

3. Don't over do; keep your limits

4. Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does

5. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip

6. Dream more while you are awake

7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..

8. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.

10. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present

11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you

12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

13. Smile and laugh more

14. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

15. Call your family often

16. Each day give something good to others

17. Forgive everyone for everything

18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6

19. Try to make at least three people smile each day

20. What other people think of you is none of your business

21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

22. Do the right things

23. However good or bad a situation is, it will change

24. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up

25. The best is yet to come

26. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful

27. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it

Men and Women are Different

This basic anatomical difference, by itself, leads to rather strong differences in priorities between men and women. In addition, men and women clearly have different programming in other parts of their brains. For example, men are much more aggressive, in general, than women, while women tend to be much more nurturing. Men are more individualistic, while women are more social. Men tend to rely more on rational thought, while women rely more on feelings. These observations are generalizations, or course, but they are fairly obvious. You can see these tendencies in children at play. Girls play with dolls and work with each other socially, while boys wage mock wars with one another. Neither mode is "better" than the other. They are simply different, and they have their own places.

For example, if you look at who’s browsing in the tool section at the hardware store, you will find that most of the people are men. Men tend to be more interested in tools than women are. Men also tend to be more interested in cars, sports, computers and so on. On the other hand, if you look in the cosmetics section at a department store you will find that most of the customers are women. Women tend to be more interested in beauty, fashion, and shopping than men are. Neither sex is "better" than the other, but there certainly are significant differences in preferences.

Men are physically stronger. By nature, they are usually more aggressive and externally oriented. In contrast, a woman usually embodies the ideal of inner dignity. Some people confuse such subtlety with weakness; in truth, it is stronger than the most aggressive physical force imaginable. True human dignity does not shout; it is a strong, steady voice that speaks from within. The nature of a woman, while subtle, is not weak. And the nature of a man, while aggressive, is not brutish. For man and woman to be complete, they must each possess both energies.

"POOR BOYS!"

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"


If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"


If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"


If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident -----------?- --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"


What A World Is this
Please help me god...