Showing posts with label Love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Love. Show all posts

Monday, January 24, 2011

Couples and Married Life..!

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE HUSBAND STORE. WATCH YOUR STEP AS YOU EXIT THE BUILDING, AND HAVE A NICE DAY!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

THOUGHTS ABOUT LOVE.......................

Here is a some good quotes about love that has been collected over aperiod of time :
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is morepainful is to love someone and never find the courage to let thatperson know how you feel.
Maybe we have to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right oneso that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to begrateful for that gift.
Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romancein a relationship and find out you still care for that person.
A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you justhave to let go.
When the door of happiness closes, another opens but often times welook so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which hasbeen opened for us.
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swingwith, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was thebest conversation you've ever had.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, butit's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until itarrives.
Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll loveyou back. Don't expect love in return, just wait for it to grow intheir heart, but if it doesn't, be sure it grew in yours.
There are things you'd love to hear that you would never hear fromthe person whom you would like to hear from, but don't be so deaf asnot to hear it from the one who says it from his heart.
Never say good-bye if you still want to try, never give up if youstill feel you can go on, never say you don't love a person anymore ifyou can't let go.
Love comes to those who still hope although they've beendisappointed, to those who still believe although they've beenbetrayed, need to love those who still love although they've been hurtbefore.
It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to likesomeone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forgetsomeone.
Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, in the endit fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takesonly a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you justwant to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.
Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what youwant to be, because you have only one life and one chance to all thethings you want to do.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials tomake you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to makeyou happy and enough money to buy me gifts.
Always put yourself in other's shoes. If you feel it hurts you, itprobably hurts the other person too.
A careless word may kindle strife, a cruel word may wreck a life, atimely word may level stress, a loving word may heal and bless.
The beginning of love is to let those we love be just themselves, andnot twist them with our own image otherwise, we love only thereflection of ourselves we find in them.
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything,they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who havesearched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate theimportance of people who have touched their lives.
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, youcan't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures andheartaches.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you wassmiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who issmiling and everyone around you is crying.
Love is an unusual game. There are either two winners or none.
If I could reinvent the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Love doesn't make the world go 'round, it makes the ride worthwhile.
Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench whenthere's plenty of room at both ends.

Our Love

Every time we touchIt's like the very first time

Every kiss you give meGets better like fine wine
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Whenever I think my heart

could not possibly hold anymore love It just grows bigger and stronger

then glides through the air like a dove
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When you hold me in your arms

It's roses, champagne and fireworks

right there

Your eyes draw me in

with a lover's stare
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I can follow that stare right into your soul

and find the place that is mine

Heart to heart, soul to soul

Two spirits entwine
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I don't need to wait for one special day

to tell you how I feel

Everyday is special

because our love is real
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No, it's not just one day

Not only two or three

Valentine's DayIs Everyday

When It Comes To You And Me

TO A NICE PERSON IN MY LIFE

Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make Others Feel
Somebody out here is Smiling
About Love that is so Real

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Many Times, When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad

For the Time You Spend Sending Things
And Sharing whatever You Find
There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine
Did Anyone Ever Tell You

Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest " Online " Friend
Today I am Telling You
I HOPE I GET THIS BACK
I believe that without a
friend you are missing out on a lot!!!

Don't be confused by friends and
acquaintances, there is a difference!
Because I care about you, It's
national care week . . . and you get to
send messages to all your friends telling
them that you care about them and
make them feel good about themselves and if
they write back .. . (just once) then that
means that they care about you too.
BUT, you have to send it right now!!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Relationships

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for thatperson..
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a needyou have expressed.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you withguidance and support,
To aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually.
They may seem like a God send and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be..
Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to anend.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.
What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desirefulfilled, their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on..

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn hascome to share, grow or learn.
They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it, it is real.. But only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons,
things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotionalfoundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson,
love the person and put what you have learned to use in all otherrelationships and areas of your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

To all the guys who read this….. read fully and understand…………..

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name
One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her;
and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;
One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise
One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;
One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her;
One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house
your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly -
your understanding, or love, if you may call it.
But not many guys understand this......
appreciate "HER"

Sunday, October 31, 2010

ටජ් මහල් කියන්නෙ ආදරයේ සංකේතය ලු?


ඒ උනත් මේ කාරණාත් ටිකක් හොයල බලන්න වටිනවා.

  • මුම්ටාස් කියන්නේ, ෂා ජහාන් රජ්ජුරුවන්ගෙ බිසවුන් හත් දෙනාගෙන්, හතර වෙනි බිසවලු
  • මුම්ටාස්ව ලබා ගන්න, ෂා ජහාන් රජ්ජුරුවෝ, ඇයගේ කලින් සැමියාව ඝාතනයකරල තියෙනවා ලු
  • මුම්ටාස් මිය ගියේ ඇගේ 14 වන දරු ප්‍රසූතියෙදි ලු
  • ෂා ජහාන් රජ්ජුරුවෝ, ඊට පස්සෙ, මුම්ටාස් ගෙ සහෝදරියව කසාද බැන්ද ලු


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