Another week at ppf

Morning anu went ambalanthota and I had to fill petrol to the car.
Later prepared to go for the wedding of janaka uyan and thilini. Randeewa was firing as clmb ppl were late. How ever we are already too early for the wedding. I was asked to buy breakfast and bought 17 items of vegetable out of 30. How ever since non veg ppl has also eaten vegi items, randeewa was missing a second vege item. Some how after he found one vege said, I am lucky as found a vege item else I will loose points. Now a days no evaluation, it may be just a joke. But I'm not cool with it.
While in the wedding sanjeewa said harshana is a bright guy unlike me. I said yes yes
I am the poor product. Najila was nearby. They said I am been angry. I was realy angry. They are just kidding and can think it as kidding. But I am nt feeling it simply as a jole.

While having lunch, janaka wee was having a chat and asked whether I remember abt the drama we had two years back. That day he was discussing with me and had some things on thilini and me.
I simply said, "atheethay sihinayak pamanayi. SAbA suwandak nA"

On the way, bus got breakdown on front wheel brake and it was dark returning ppf

Amal was giving fun while on the way.
I am feeling as it is not good being him a pet to others.

Hll annual trip

Day 1
I participated to this year to the hll annual trip which didn't in last two occassions after joining holcim in 2011 march
So far it is a good expweriance compared to the trip experiances with geocycle itself.
No time rushes, no stress and relly cool

Started the journey on 11th oct fron seeduwa, had a snack in morning hours, breakfast at CHC ambepussa rest house, lunch at ramboda falls.
Came to nuwara eliya grand hotel around 4pm.
Went to dinner around 9 and returned back around 10. Some dances was happened but I didn't stay much.

Day 2
Had a nice and cool breakfast. I expected to have a walk around the garden but unable coz had to rush to leave ambewela farm. We went in a small tata bus coz buses we came are too large to travel in the way to ambewela farm.
Once stepped outside the bus, came in to mind, it was better to bring a cap. There was wind and mist around. Stepped to see cows, bulls, rapids and omitted goats.

Returned to room, had a small sleep and took the lunch. Evening session plan is to visit haggala garden. It is raining around and thus decided not to go haggala qand stay in the room for evening.

I watched few documentaries in nat geo, one about indian wild cloud leopards and another abt plane crash. Then we slept till morning. I was feeling lazy to participate the dinner party.

Day 3
Went to the breakfast and no body has notified that two of us were not at yesterday's dinner. If this was a geocycle event, I will be hammered.
After the breakfast wen out a bit, stepped with janaka, pankaja, took some photos. Anu ride on a pony. Hope she enjoyed it as she was hoping it for quite some time.
We have to checkout by 12:45 and leave here around 2:15.

Returning home was cool and nice. Came home around 8.30. Bought noodles on the way prepared noodles together. Anyway it was 11 passed when sleeping after washing clothes.

In general I enjoyed the trip and very much nice compared to a geocycle trip if it supposed to be.

How Net Run Rate is calculated in WC 2011

A team‟s net run rate is calculated by deducting from the average runs per over scored by that team throughout the competition, the average runs per over scored against that team throughout the competition.

In the event of a team being all out in less than its full quota of overs, the calculation of its net run rate shall be based on the full quota of overs to which it would have been entitled and not on the number of overs in which the team was dismissed.

Note: Any play during a one over per side eliminator is excluded from these calculations.

Only those matches where results are achieved will count for the purpose of net run rate calculations. Where a match is abandoned, but a result is achieved under Duckworth/Lewis, for net run rate purposes Team 1 will be accredited with Team 2‟s Par Score on abandonment off the same number of overs faced by Team 2. Where a match is concluded but with Duckworth/Lewis having been applied at an earlier point in the match, Team 1 will be accredited with 1 run less than the final Target Score for Team 2 off the total number of overs allocated to Team 2 to reach the target.

In circumstances where a match (and the points for such match) is awarded to a team as a result of the other team‟s refusal to play, either by the umpires in accordance with Law 21.3 (a)(ii) or in accordance with the provisions of the relevant event agreements signed by the participating teams, the net run rate of the defaulting team shall be affected in that the full 50 overs of the defaulting team‟s innings in such forfeited match shall be taken into account in calculating the average runs per over of the defaulting team over the course of the relevant portion of the competition. For the avoidance of doubt the runs scored and overs bowled in such forfeited match will not be taken into account when calculating the net run rate of the team to whom the match was awarded.

ලෝක විනාශය

පච 4 = කෙප්ප 1යි

කෙප්ප 8ක් =බේගල් 1යි

බේගල් 16ක් =මායම් 1යි

මායම් 64ක් = ගෑණු 1යි

ගෑණු 2 = ලෝක විනාශ 1යි

කාන්තාවන්ට සහ පිරිමින්ට තියෙන අවශ්‍යතා වෙනස

කාන්තාවක් සහ පිරිමියෙක් තමන්ගෙ සහකරු හෝ, සහකාරියගේ වටින්නම ගුණාංගය විදියට දකින්නෙ මොනවද කියල එංගලන්තයෙ කරපු සමීක්ෂණයකින් හෙලි වෙච්ච කාරණා තමයි මේ තියෙන්නෙ.

පිරිමි කෙනෙක් කාන්තාවකගෙ දකින වටිනාම ගුණාංග

ගෙදරදොරේ, තමන්ගෙ පවුලේ කටයුතු ගැන හොඳින් හොයා බැලීම 44%

අහාර පිසීම 39%

පිරිසිදු කම 33%

හොඳ මවක් වීම 31%

පිරිමියා කියන දේට සවන් දීම 31%

කාන්තාවක් පිරිමියාගෙන් බලාපොරොත්තු වෙන ගුණාංග

කාන්තාව කියන දේට සවන් දීම 41%

ආර්ථික ස්ථාවරත්වය 38%

හොඳ පියෙක් වීම 27%

ගෙදර දොරේ කටයුතු ගැන හොයා බැලීම 25%

පවුලට ප්‍රමුඛත්වය ලබා දීම 22%

මට නම් තේරෙන්න, අපි 21 වන සියවසේ හිටියත්, තාම බලාපොරොත්තු වෙන්නෙ, සාම්ප්‍රදායික, බිරිඳක් හෝ සැමියක් කියලා

කසාද බැඳලා අවුරුදු 25ක්ම ගෙවිල ගියා

ඊ ලියුමක තිබ්බ කතන්දරයක් තමා මේක,

අලුත බැඳපු මනමාල මහත්තයා, තමන්ගෙ බිරිඳෑගෙ ටෙලිෆෝන් අංකය save ගත්තලු "My Life" කියලා

කසාද බැඳලා, අවුරුද්දකට පස්සේ, පොර ඒක වෙනස් කලාලු "My Wife" කියලා

කසාද බැඳලා, අවුරුදු 5 කට පස්සේ, නම තියෙන්නේ "Home" කියලා

කසාද බැඳලා, අවුරුදු 10 කට පස්සේ, නම තියෙන්නේ Hitlerකියලා

රිදී ජුබිලිය, ඒ කියන්නෙ අවුරුදු 25ක් වෙනකොට, නම තියෙන්නේ,"Wrong Number" කියලාලු

කසාද බැඳපු උදවිය එහෙම කියවල බලලා කමෙන්ට් එකක් දාල යන්න බලන්න

ටෙලිපෝනය ගැන මීට අවුරුදු විසි පහකට කලින් කියලා තියෙන කතාවක්

මීට අවුරුදු විස්සකට විතර කලින් තිබුණු පොත් ප්‍රදර්ශනයකදී, අම්මා මට අරගෙන දීපු පොතක්, ගිය සතියෙ ගෙදර ගිය වෙලාවෙ පොත් රාක්කයේ තිබිලා හම්බ උනා.

පොතෙ නම තමයි, අපූරු කතා,

පොත ලියලා තියෙන්නෙ, කර්නෙයි චුකොව්ස්කි.

කට්ටිය කියවල තියෙනවද දන්නෙ නෑ.

ඒකෙ කතන්දර කීපයක් තියෙනවා.

ටෙලිපෝනය,

අවුසද වෙදනා,

කාටත් පාඩමක්,

නැති උනු හිරු,

අවුලක හැටි

ඊයෙ නිවාඩු දවසෙ මම නිකමට වගේ ඕක කියවන්න ගත්තා.

මගේ හිත ගිය කතන්දරය තමා, ටෙලිපෝනය,

කට්ටියම කියවල බලල හිතට එන දෙයක් කියල යන්න.

ටෙලිපෝනය නද දෙන්නේ

හලෝ කියා නද දෙන්නේ

කව්දෝ මා අමතන්නේ?

අලියා මේ දොඩවන්නේ

කොහොමද දැන් වැඩ කටයුතු?

වැඩි වරදක් නෑ කිව යුතු

කොහේද දැන් ඔබ ඉන්නේ?

ඔටුවල, නුග ගස් තැන්නේ

කොයි හරියෙද?, කොතනද තැන?

හිවල් මාවත අංක තුන

මොනවත් ඔබ හට ඕනද?

සූකිරි කැට තියෙනවාද?

පොඩි එකාට තේ වතුරට?

හිතුණා කැටයක් දෙන්නට

රාත්තලක් දෙකක් ඇද්ද?

අපෝ හොණ්ඩර දෙක තුනක් නැද්ද?

එක කටකට සෑහෙන්නට,

ඒ ඇති මගෙ අලි පැටියට

නැවතත් ටෙලිපෝනය නද දෙන්නා

කිඹුලා ගොත ගසමින් පවසන්නා

යාළුවෙ මට පොඩි පහෙ උදව්වක්

කළහොත් එවනව කදිම තෑග්ගක්

මගේ මහගේටයි දුවටයි ගැළපෙන

ලස්සණ සපත්තු ටිකක් එවනවද?

කඩේ තිබුන ඉස්තරම්ම ඒවා

හිය සතියේ මම දුසිමක් එව්වා

සපත්තු දොලහක් දින දෙක තුනකට

ගෙවෙන්නෙ කොහොමද කියා දෙන්න මට

ආ ගිය සතියේ ඔබ එව් ඒවා

හරි සතුටින් අපි ඔක්කොම කෑවා

ආදර මිතුරේ, අප දැන් ඉන්නේ,

සපත්තු කුට්ටම් හීනෙන් දකිමින්

රෑ කෑමට ඒවා බොහොම රහයි

පොඩි එවුනුත් මගෙ හොඳට කැමතියි

රබර් අඩිය ඇති සපත්තු දුසිමක්

එව්වොත් හදනව රස ඇති කෑමක්

අල්ලපු වත්තෙ පොඩි හා පැටියා

මේස් එවන්නැයි ඉල්ලා සිටියා

සත්තු වත්තෙ චිම්පන්සියො දෙන්නා

පොත් දෙකකට ඇණවුම් දුන්නා

බූරු හාමිනේ කත කරනවා,

කන් අඩි පිපිරෙයි කියා හිතෙනවා

යාළුවෙ මොනවට බෙරිහන් දෙනවද

මා බීරෙක් කියලාවත් හිතුවද?

කොච්චර කිව්වත් නෑ තේරෙන්නේ?

බූරු හඞඉන්මයි දොඩවන්නේ

මූ මූ බූ බූ මා මා බා බා

ටෙලිපෝනය මා ආපසු තිබ්බා

නරි වැල් දෙනියේ ගොහොරු මඩිත්තෙන්

කොක් අප්පුයි මේ කතා කරන්නේ

මැඩියන් කාලා මට ඉස්මුරුත්තෙ

බේතක්වත් නැහැ ගන්නට දන්නේ

වතුර කඩිත්තේ හිටගෙන ඉඳලා

පොඩ්ඩට සීතල සන්නිය හැදිලා

අපි දෙන්නම ලෙඩ ඇඳටම වැටිලා

බෙහෙතක් දෙනවද කරුණා කරලා

ඉබි පිහාටු හතරක් අර ගන්නේ

කිඹුල් කඳුලු ගල ගා ගන්නේ

කෝඳුරු තෙල්ගෙන මුසු කර බොන්නේ

ලෙඩ දුක් එක මොහොතින් දුරු වෙන්නේ

වලස් හාමිනේ, මොකද භය වෙලා

කොටි රාළට හිරි වාතය හැදිලා

මම නම් හිතන්නෙ වැස්සට තෙමිලා

නෑ විදුලි ආඳෙකුගෙ වලිගය වැදිලා

එළි වෙනවා, රෑ වෙනවා, ටෙලිපෝනය නද දෙනවා

හලෝ හලෝ, කව්ද? කව්ද? හැම තිස්සෙම දොඩවනවා

ට්‍රිං, ට්‍රිං, ට්ලිං, ට්ලිං, ටෙලිපෝනය නද දෙනවා

එළි වෙනවා, රෑ වෙනවා, අඩ නින්දෙන් ඇහැරෙනවා

රෑ තිස්සෙම නින්ද නැතිව එළි වෙනතුරු දොඩවනවා

ටෙලිපෝනයෙ සීනු හඞන් මුලු දවසෙම ට්‍රිං, ට්‍රිං,ට්‍රිං, ට්‍රිං,

දවස් තුනක් මේ විදියට ගෙවුනා,

නින්ද නැතිව ඇස් රත් පැහැ ගැනුනා

මතක තියා ගන්න ඕන දේ වෙන්නෙ, ඔය අපූරු කතන්දර ලියලා තියෙන්නෙ අඩුම ගණනෙ මීට අවුරුදු විසි පහකට වත් කලින්. ඒකාලෙත්, ටෙලිපෝන් නිසා තිබුනු කරදර ඔහොම නම්, ජංගම ටෙලිපෝන් තියෙන දැන් කාලෙ ගැන කවර කතාද?

විවාහ ජීවිතෙ ගැන කියුම්

මේක මට ආපු ඊ මේල් එකක තිබ්බ කතන්දර කීපයකින් එකක්.
මගේ හිතට වැඩියෙන්ම අල්ලපු කතාව තමා මේක.

පිරිමියෙකට තමන්ගෙ විවාහක බිරිඳගෙන් ගුණාංග 3ක් බලාපොරොත්තු වෙනවලු.
කුස්සියෙ වැඩ කටයුතු වලදි ආර්ථික විද්‍යාඥයෙක් විදියට
ගෙදර වැඩ කටයුතු වලදි කලා කරුවෙක් විදියට සහ
ඇඳ උඩ කටයුත්තෙදි යක් දෙස්සියක් විදියට

ඒ උනාට ගෑණු වැඩ කරන්නෙ වැඩේ ඔක්කොම මාරු කරගෙන ලු
කුස්සියෙ වැඩ වලදි කලා කාරිනියක් වගේ,
ගෙදර වැඩ වලදි යක්ෂණියක් වගේ සහ පිරිමි අපිටවැඩියෙන්ම වැඩගත් ඇඳ උඩ කටයුත්තෙදි ආර්ථික විද්‍යඥයෙක් වගෙ ලු

Couples and Married Life..!

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Did I read that sign right?

In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Hide and Seek by Scientists

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven...
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start
searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in
it right in front of
Einstein...........
Einstein's counting......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
front........
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves
that he is not
Newton..........
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m
squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared......
since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal,
I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!"

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, and then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, and then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 now add 10. What is the total?

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters:

1. Nana,

2. Nene,

3. Nini,

4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not

Her name is Mary

Read the question again

Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

most common mistakes people make on job interviews

Here are 10 of the most common mistakes people make on job interviews:

Not taking the interview seriously

Don't make the mistake of thinking the interview is just a formality. Even if all the preliminaries have gone well, don't be cavalier and start imagining how you'll start spending your new salary. The biggest error you can make is to assume that, because you've gotten this far, the job is in the bag.

Dressing

How you present yourself during your initial meeting with a potential employer is very important, and your physical appearance can speak volumes to someone who is meeting you for the first time. Even if you know that the firm allows employees to wear jeans, don't sabotage yourself by showing up to the interview in casual clothing. Err on the side of conservative and show up in neat, professional clothing, preferably a business suit.

Not showing why you're the best choice

Be familiar with the job description of the position you're interviewing for so you can illustrate how your experience, abilities, and strengths are in line with the company's needs. Many potential employers want to know why they should hire you specifically. Make it clear to them.

Being too modest

Failing to talk yourself up during an interview is one of the most self-defeating mistakes you can make. This is not the time for humility, so sing your praises! Don't be afraid to talk up everything you've accomplished, whether in school or in previous companies. This is your time to shine.

Talking too much

Be careful not to talk over the interviewer. This meeting should be a two-way conversation, and many interviewees cover up their nervousness by blathering on. Sit calmly and listen carefully, answering questions thoughtfully.

Focusing on the funds

Don't start talking about money too soon into the interview. Focusing on your salary requirements and previous salary history right off the bat may cause you to reveal too much. While the topic of salary will certainly come up, follow the interviewer’s lead. He or she may be saving that topic for a later conversation.

Trash talking

Even if you hated your former boss or felt you were treated unfairly by your previous employer, a job interview is not the place to launch into a litany of complaints. Don't go there. If you were laid off or fired from a previous position, be prepared with an explanation that puts a positive spin on the circumstances.

Failing to ask questions

Your résumé may be impressive on paper, but employers also appreciate a candidate who can ask several intelligent questions during an interview. Prepare at least 3 or 4 questions in advance to ask the interviewer. Interviews are an exchange of information, and not having questions to ask can reveal a lack of preparation.

Lack of enthusiasm

This is your first and sometimes only chance to showcase your personality. Don't walk in announcing how you're having a bad day. Be polite and upbeat. Show your enthusiasm for both the job and the opportunity to interview for it. And don't forget to thank the person at the end of the interview!

Forgetting the follow-up

Make sure to send a handwritten thank-you note or polite email to the interviewer expressing gratitude for his or her time and consideration. And while you don't want to start calling the company on a daily basis, a phone call checking in a week after the interview is perfectly acceptable.